Me: I don't want to get a car yet. I don't want to have to worry about car insurance, gas, oil, and maintenance when I can just spend $100 a year to ride the bus.
Mom: What is with people your age not wanting to get cars and licenses and move out?
Me: Because the economy is crippling, people are in debt, you can't get jobs without college degrees, and you can't go to college without going into debt. We all just wanna blow our time and money on being wild and free but we were taught early in school that the rest of our life depends on what happens now so we're trying our hardest not to make a single fucking mistake financially.
Mom: But when I was your age........
chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

image

fifty shades of awful

image

JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

archer-of-the-wolves replied to your post
Same :/// I think a lot of it has to do with contouring? Idk, on other people it looks good but on me I feel like it’d just look silly.

Yeah, I’ve tried contouring, but I think it takes skill cause I can never get it right. I’m pretty sure magic is involved somehow…

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

Some people can go from normal girl to supermodel with makeup, but I just go from me to me with makeup on.

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.