crying because 50 shades of grey
fifty shades of awful
JUST SAY IT
50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”
Same :/// I think a lot of it has to do with contouring? Idk, on other people it looks good but on me I feel like it’d just look silly.
Yeah, I’ve tried contouring, but I think it takes skill cause I can never get it right. I’m pretty sure magic is involved somehow…
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
Some people can go from normal girl to supermodel with makeup, but I just go from me to me with makeup on.
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.